more erap jokes...:)

Erap ordered a pizza. The waiter asked him..Shall I cut it into 4 or 8?

ERAP: 4 na lang. Baka di ko maubus kung 8..( Just make it 4. I may not finish it if it is 8..

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INTERVIEWER: Sir, what can you say about the violence in the Philippines?

ERAP: I can not even play the guitar. What more about violins? ( violence )

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While in NYC, Erap almost bumped into a black guy..The guy said: "Watch where you are going, MADA FAKAH!"

ERAP said: MADAPA KA RIN SANA!

The black guy said in a scared tone: "Be Cool, man..Be cool!"

ERAP answered: "Ay taga Bicol ka pala, OK lang yun!"

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ERAP was translating a speech:
We must strive: Dapat tayo'y magsikap!

We must help others: Tumulong tayo sa iba.

In union there is strength: SA SIBUYAS MAY TIGAS!

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reporter: Mr.President, What are the Pollutants in the Philippines?

ERAP:Several! Example:bopis, sisig, sitsaron, liempo, daing at mani!

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